Am I a cougar?
You bet that I am
Mainly cause I can’t
Find an older man
I used to like older men
When I was very young
Now they’re all in nursing homes
Not too much fun
Will that ever happen to me?
Well, it could, I hear
Then they’ll give me a cup of tea
When I really want a beer
So, I’ll stay a cougar
And sing and dance, that’s true
And you can sing and dance with me
It’s wonderful to do
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